Turkey anybody?

As we are soon to be inundated with festive end of year polls. I thought I would get the ball rolling and give my nomination for the turkey of the year.

Congratulations go to the leader of the Conservative Party, David Cameron for an admirable performance this year as a first class twit.

Cameron may not be the traditional mr nasty, Tories have elected in the past, but this eternal public schoolboy is so clueless, vacuous and policy lite, that he makes that frail pensioner Ming Campbell seem a more credible leader of the opposition.

Whether it's him, plugging his family values, rambling on about the environment or making inane attacks on the government, I can never get to the off button quick enough. It's his blatant attempts at always being on the news when he has nothing of interest to say, or contribute that really irks - He could run a masterclass in bluster. Who gives a monkey for his views on music, fashion and popular culture, when he cannot say what tax policy his party will introduce, if ever, God help us all, he is elected.

The Conservatives had a chance to elect a politically astute, sensible and likeable figure in Ken Clarke. However, they chose to try and copy Labour's brilliant Tony Blair. Instead of Blair mk II, they have a bad cover version. He is the Rolling Clones, to Blair's The Rolling Stones.

This turkey's sole achievement this year is to make Gordon Brown, a near certainty to win the 2009 General Election. Well done David, keep it up.